MODERATOR: Governor Palin, since you clearly get uncomfortable when you don’t have a scripted answer for a given question, instead choosing to talk about taxes and energy during completely unrelated discussions about mortgages and health care, perhaps you’d like to take a moment to act like a condescending kindergarten teacher on nitrous oxide and treat the American people like a classroom full of rowdy 8-year-olds that won’t eat their vegetables.
PALIN: Ah, bless your heart! Y’know, doggone it, you’re darn right. And I’ll betcha, it’s the ol’ scamps there givin’ a straight-up shout-out to the whoop-de-diddly skidoo, *wink*, gosh darn it, what the heck, Main Street moms and Joe Six-Pack hootenannies, and don’cha know it folks, if elephants could fly, you could make a fortune sellin’ steel umbrellas!
MODERATOR: Thank you, Governor.
I’m in a serious bind here. I just threw laundy into the washer. I have enough money left on my laundry card for 5.25 dry cycles. I require 6. Normally I would just add more money to the card, which would be used on future laundry days. This time its different though. They are getting new washers and dryers on Monday to replace these. The new machines wont support the old cards. The minimum you can put on the card is $5. I have a twenty and 3 singles. In order to get $5 I will have to run to a store and get change. Then I essentially pay $5 for a single dry cycle. The only alternative is to allow one load to air dry. But I then risk that nasty mildew smell and lall warm folding ability. Anyone have any other suggestions?
Update: I now understand why they are getting new equipment. It took 4 extra cycles to dry everything. $5 well spent!
